Dear face,

I am writing this letter out of concern. I think that you forgot something. You forgot my age. Do you not remember that I'm 29? not 14? I mean, I am an official grown up now-almost 30 for crying out loud! So now that you are reminded of my age could you please return my skin to normal? You are usually so good to my skin. It's clean and clear and under control (not a commercial reference). Lately, however, you have been just down right mean. For several weeks now my skin has been plagued with nasty blemishes and I'm fed up. Some people tell me it's hormones or stress or blah blah blah. I don't really care why I just want you to fix it. I have been very good to you. I wash you every morning and every night. I nurture you with expensive washes and masks and creams and lotions- keeping in mind not to over do it too much. So please, I'm begging you, help me out here. I would appreciate it so much if you would return to your old self. Please resond as soon as possible. I would be so grateful.

<3 Annie